"Paddy" went to the bar & ordered 3 pints, then took them into a secluded corner of the bar.
The barman noticed that Paddy took a sip from each pint, and so approached & said,
"Paddy, if'n you buy one point ut a toime 'thoothrs won get hot. Soo oi cn pouree yee one ut a toime, then?
Paddy, "O'aye, tis joost dat oive doo broodders, one in Austra-ya und one in 'merrica, und we each bouy tree points every Saetdey und pretend we are drinkin togedda loik th ole toimes"
Barman, "Oie, Und a good job 'n all"
One day months lather (following the weekly ritual) Paddy orders only 2 pints. The pub went dead quiet & the barman walked over to Paddy and began to give sympathy to what seemed obvious grief!
Paddy laughed out loud 'n said, "Nor, Nor, Nor, Nuffings wrong, 'tis me... tis me... mate... oive given oop drinkin!
REDUCING ME DRINKIN'
REDUCING ME DRINKIN'
1989 B10 (2nd owner. For sale)
1997 E39 V8 (current daily in UKR)
1997 E39 V8 (current daily in UKR)