Competition 91 (Winner Chas)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Competition 91 (Winner Chas)

Post by neil » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:14 pm

As we've reached the end of the 2010 F1 season....

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and the winner is.....

Chas wrote:Red Bull engineers shun tubular spaceframe principles in favour of traditional box-section design. :?
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Post by Adrian E » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:57 pm

Work on the new Hormone Replacement Therapy car looked to be in trouble, with only a cardboard cutout of the Toyota roller they thought they were buying with the leftover paella and tapas the 4 drivers found down the back of the motorhome seats on the way home from Abu Dhabi

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Post by vblanche » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:10 pm

the new stig at work
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Post by Joe » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:38 pm

A spokesman said today that "USF1 are still commited to F1 and fully intend to reapply for the 2011 season with their new car all but ready"
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Post by Bruce M » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:01 am

A company spokesman for Red Bull confirmed today that they would have to cut back the 2011 budget for their second F1 team, Toro Rosso.


"However these accusations that the cars are merely a mobile road block to hold up Ferrari and McLaren are bang out of order!!!"
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Post by ade and liz flint » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:26 am

The new rules for the 2011 season have led to some confusion at Scuderia Torro Rosso with their 'fresh out of the box' racer revealed to the scrutineers.
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Post by joylove » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:34 am

I hope we don't get stuck behind an Amazon delivery truck next year. Awkwaaaard.
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Post by Chas » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:22 am

Red Bull engineers shun tubular spaceframe principles in favour of traditional box-section design. :?

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Post by mac » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:41 pm

Now 'THAT'S A KIT CAR' !!!!!

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Post by mac » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:00 pm

Sebastian Vettel's mum:
'Seb will you tidy that room up, bloody empty boxes everywhere'.

she goes on:
'And when you have thrown the empty boxes out Hoover the carpet, don't forget to use the Shake n Vac, smells like a garage in there'!!

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'Yes mom'

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Post by biffa » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:22 pm

After making the tea,Nick clegg finds a new hobby to fill his days :lol:

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Post by rcshott » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:49 pm

Mark Webber (see the helmut) during the re-build after his 'monumental', "Bloody 'ell Seb, is yours the same"?
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Post by rcshott » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:25 pm

SINGING... to Credence Clearwater Revival...

"I see a red-a bull a-ris-innng...
I see it all the time...

So-don't go out tonite...
Thereeee...'s a (broken) red-bull on the track..."
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:16 am

When i said we were going to use a boxer this season i meant the engine you pleb ¬/-
On a mission to burn as much fossil fuel as possible before it runs out.

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Post by PATAKET » Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:51 pm

Bernie Ecclestone finally reveals the robbery involved rather more than just jewellery...........

PÃ¥ Taket

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