Competition 56 (Winner Seenthelight)

hythe · Post by **hythe** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:14 am

Don't worry if you squish the top one a bit, it's only yet another old M3.

mac · Post by **mac** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:15 am

onlooker says to friend:-

'Look at that guy climbing on that wagon, I bet he knows what he's doing'

friend replies:-

'Does he hek, looking at his jeans he just sits on his AR?E all day'

B10BRW · Post by **B10BRW** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:09 pm

I knew we shouldn't have welded the doors up on the Roadster

B10 is best · Post by **B10 is best** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:30 pm

Man on lorry

"Hello? Andy (Bovenseipen), Frank (Sytner), anyone? Help me, it's starting to hurt now!"

Post by **Charles** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:46 pm

I've been trying to load this lorry for three weeks now and there is the same amount of headroom now as there was when we started - when is Neil going to put us out of our misery and let us go home?

PATAKET · Post by **PATAKET** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:21 pm

I can't believe you've managed to rip Bibendum's legs off with a soft top.........

PÃ¥ Taket

Post by **Charles** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:29 pm

Now listen - of course I won't put this strap over the soft roof - that would be silly! But I do have three clamps I could use ...

PATAKET · Post by **PATAKET** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:56 pm

Luckily, there was a "spare" in the pits....

PÃ¥ Taket

PATAKET · Post by **PATAKET** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:03 pm

.........but as he grabbed Kris he fell over a Dynamic

PÃ¥ Taket

Post by **Charles** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:23 pm

Now you are being silly Pa Taket ...

Time for a new competition methinks

PATAKET · Post by **PATAKET** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:37 pm

Charles

[In best Barry Taylor Auf Wiedersehen Pet Brummie accent] "I find this EXTREMELOY disappointing. I though you of all people would appreciate the introduction of Bibendum into this subject. Ah well, never mind, it's time to join me mates in the West Bromwich and District table tennis league.............."

PÃ¥ Taket

Post by **neil** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:44 am

And the winner is

seenthelight wrote:(Heard from the Roadster cockpit):

'Hurry up, I can't hold this up for much longer'

A close 2nd to Grant

Grant wrote:It was a very good day for the bailiffs!