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Competition 131

Post by neil » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:57 pm

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Post by AidanB10 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:15 pm

The new Porsche Carrera GT with 8 speed gearbox & 8 wheel drive
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Post by Chas » Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:41 pm

Porsche's attempt on the 'Retro' theme was considered a little too close-to-the-bone. :think
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Post by JASV8S » Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:43 pm

Traction Control not an option
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Post by 164 coupe » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:41 pm

Just found my ideal track car!
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Post by 164 coupe » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:18 am

Is that the new Porsche Panzererma?
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Post by JASV8S » Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:58 am

Hans, fire up ze Panzer.
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Post by BMW540 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:00 pm

Porsche has supplied this vehicle for use in Afganistan to avoid problems with bombs burried in roads. This vehicle is so fast that it is long past when the bomb explodes.
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Post by JASV8S » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:09 am

Amazingly enough it still looks better than the Panamera
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:49 am

ERM,When i said i wanted the tracking done i meant,-------- :doh That's the last time i take the car to quickshit :lol:
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Post by chrisbin » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:11 am

No, that wasnt what I meant when I said I had a real tank-slapper....!
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Post by MikeR » Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:02 pm

Detlev von Platen, president and CEO of Porsche, talks to the Wall Street
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Post by chrisbin » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:31 am

After the Fast & Furious team had finished modding it, no wonder it crashed...





(Too close to the bone? If so, sorry :( )
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Post by MickB3 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:06 pm

Porsche design team competely off track with the new Carrera GT
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Re: Competition 131

Post by Easy-pd » Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:12 pm

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New Porsche designer sacked after being told to design the new model with a bigger tank
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