Competition 117 (Winners dellboy 1959 and PerryGunn)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Post by chrisbin » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:01 am

Maclaren's central driving position makes a come-back....
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Post by mac » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:49 am

Star Trek's Mr Spock piloting the new CLING ON Space Ship!!

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Post by 164 coupe » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:32 pm

I've heard of sh*tting a brick, but an Alpina???
No sh*t :wink:
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Post by mac » Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:12 am

164 coupe wrote:I've heard of sh*tting a brick, but an Alpina???
No sh*t :wink:

I would be willing to bet that more than one person, including myself, thought of one along these lines but bottled out!! :wink: :lol:

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Post by PerryGunn » Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:00 am

James failed to realise that when the mechanic said 'crap in the PDC sensor,' it was a diagnosis not an instruction
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Post by mac » Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:24 pm

PerryGunn wrote:James failed to realise that when the mechanic said 'crap in the PDC sensor,' it was a diagnosis not an instruction

You Stalking My Posts?? :twisted:


Liking your reply though.

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Post by PerryGunn » Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:42 pm

mac wrote:You Stalking My Posts?? :twisted:
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:45 pm

PerryGunn wrote:
mac wrote:You Stalking My Posts?? :twisted:
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Heeeaaarrrs Johnny :lol: :lol:
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Post by mac » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:30 pm

PerryGunn wrote:
mac wrote:You Stalking My Posts?? :twisted:
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tehe!

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Post by DonFlintoni » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:24 pm

The Airfix B10 model now comes with enthusiastic driver
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Post by Ken M 44 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:59 pm

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Post by rcshott » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:51 pm

1. New ALPINA HORN: James screaming;
"LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT AHEAD.... AN ALPINA IS COMING"!

2. ALPINAS' sure know how to scoop up 'babes'!

3. "Look at me...the thrill of being in front of ALPINA"

4. "Mmmmmm, what a nice warm glow I get from such a nice warm car."

5. Simon, "Bloody'ell James, stop screaming' "LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT AHEAD.... AN ALPINA IS COMING. It's STOPPED"!!!

6. James, "Does my hair look Grey in this?" Simon just smiles & winks!

7. James yells, "S*** them Alpinas' are fast but I wish they'd develop better brakes!" Simon smiles 'cause he knows ALPINAS are faster than James' bike, just skittled!

8. "I hereby give BMW extra(smelly)'gas' airflow, hahaha"

9. Poor James... WHAT is he thinking of?

And jimmy is now outa brain power!!! phfffffft
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Post by neil » Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:48 am

Ok I think I might have to split this one - a tie between Perry and Dellboy...

dellboy 1959 wrote:Bloody hell those brakes are sharp :lol:
PerryGunn wrote:Don't you hate it when someone's driving right up your arse...?

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