Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....
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MarkEG
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by MarkEG » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:50 pm
To paraphrase the Toyota ad..... "The car in front's a ford"....
now gone: Alpina Roadster S, #108
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Charles
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by Charles » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:56 am
Kev got more than he bargained for when he asked Trace to go down on him whilst he was driving
Charles
Teacher of Chemistry and driver of ALPINAs - not necessarily in that order
B3S Touring (49/116) - been to the moon and now on the way back!
Renault Grand Espace - not mine but the wife's!
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Chas
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by Chas » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:10 am
Charles wrote:Kev got more than he bargained for when he asked Trace to go down on him whilst he was driving
I see the staff-room banter is rubbing off on you Mr L...
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Broch
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by Broch » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:09 am
For Sale -
*FULLY LOADED*
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mac
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by mac » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:26 am
NOT DRIVING YOUR ALPINA!!!!!!!
MAY THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW YOU!
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mac
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by mac » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:03 pm
I was told this car had 'Anti-Dive Suspension'
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Araf
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by Araf » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:21 pm
MarkEG wrote:To paraphrase the Toyota ad..... "The car in front's IN a ford"....
efa.
B3 3.3
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bmw virgin
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by bmw virgin » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:17 pm
The driver "Should've gone to Specsaver"!
Colin
2004 Titanium Silver E46 Alpina B3s Coupe #090 - Sold
2014 Black Sapphire F32 Alpina B4BT Coupe #16
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Sab
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by Sab » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:53 pm
"OPEN UP AND LET ME IN"
E36 B3 3.0 #178
E46 B3 3.3 #188
Cupra Ateca
E30 C2.7 - Stolen
If you ever have everything under control, you’re not moving fast enough
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ALPB1033
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by ALPB1033 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:49 am
Ade & Liz Flint wrote -
"If you poke around in there with something hard and long, you'll feel the resistance.
However, if it is thick enough to activate the sensors, it might get trapped, so go easy
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Chas
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by Chas » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:17 am
Well done, James!
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ade and liz flint
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by ade and liz flint » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:10 pm
Current:
23MY Porsche Macan GTS in Papaya
23MY Cupra Born V3 77kW in Aurora
Previously loved:
ALPINA: E91 B3SBiturbo #127, E92 B3SBiturbo #285, E90 D3Biturbo #097, E85 Roadster S #168 & variety of 'beige' 4 and 6-cyl BMW lumps.
PORSCHE: Macan S, Cayman 981 S, Cayman 981 GTS
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ALPB1033
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by ALPB1033 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:06 pm
Chas and Ade, just read through Charles' blog in Comedy of Error, wouldn't stop wetting myself. So just take it from there in an appoximate situation and best described the picture. Thanks guy!
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jacoda434
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by jacoda434 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:27 pm
Allied escape artist from Stalag Luft III finally arrive home After driver finds tunnel
No Alpina just now sold the Silver B5 Touring and bought Two X3 3.5D
One Silver and One Grey with a loads of toys in spec
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jacoda434
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by jacoda434 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:30 pm
"But you said dip the lights"
No Alpina just now sold the Silver B5 Touring and bought Two X3 3.5D
One Silver and One Grey with a loads of toys in spec