Competition 102 (Winner MarkEG)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Post by MarkEG » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:50 pm

To paraphrase the Toyota ad..... "The car in front's a ford"....
now gone: Alpina Roadster S, #108

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Post by Charles » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:56 am

Kev got more than he bargained for when he asked Trace to go down on him whilst he was driving :shock:
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Post by Chas » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:10 am

Charles wrote:Kev got more than he bargained for when he asked Trace to go down on him whilst he was driving :shock:
I see the staff-room banter is rubbing off on you Mr L...

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Post by Broch » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:09 am

For Sale -

*FULLY LOADED*

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Post by mac » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:26 am

NOT DRIVING YOUR ALPINA!!!!!!!


MAY THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW YOU! :twisted:

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Post by mac » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:03 pm

I was told this car had 'Anti-Dive Suspension'

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Post by Araf » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:21 pm

MarkEG wrote:To paraphrase the Toyota ad..... "The car in front's IN a ford"....
efa. ;)
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Post by bmw virgin » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:17 pm

The driver "Should've gone to Specsaver"!
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Post by Sab » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:53 pm

"OPEN UP AND LET ME IN"
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E46 B3 3.3 #188
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Post by ALPB1033 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:49 am

Ade & Liz Flint wrote -

"If you poke around in there with something hard and long, you'll feel the resistance. :D However, if it is thick enough to activate the sensors, it might get trapped, so go easy :shock: "

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Post by Chas » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:17 am

:lol:

Well done, James! 8)

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Post by ade and liz flint » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:10 pm

Chas wrote::lol:

Well done, James! 8)
got to be a winner..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ALPB1033 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:06 pm

Chas and Ade, just read through Charles' blog in Comedy of Error, wouldn't stop wetting myself. So just take it from there in an appoximate situation and best described the picture. Thanks guy!

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Post by jacoda434 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:27 pm

Allied escape artist from Stalag Luft III finally arrive home After driver finds tunnel
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No Alpina just now sold the Silver B5 Touring and bought Two X3 3.5D
One Silver and One Grey with a loads of toys in spec

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Post by jacoda434 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:30 pm

"But you said dip the lights"
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No Alpina just now sold the Silver B5 Touring and bought Two X3 3.5D
One Silver and One Grey with a loads of toys in spec

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