Competition 98 (Winner Joylove)

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Competition 98 (Winner Joylove)

Post by neil » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:50 pm

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Winner: Joylove
joylove wrote:And they denied NASA was going more Redneck.
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Post by joylove » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:53 pm

And they denied NASA was going more Redneck.
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Post by ade and liz flint » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:09 pm

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Post by MarkEG » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:27 pm

With the Humber bridge tolls increasing, alternative means of crossing the estuary are being investigated...
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Post by Araf » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:15 pm

1/ By coincidence, the lorry driver had been listening to that very same song by Talking Heads.

2/ Even International Rescue was feeling the effects of the current recession, but Virgil was very un-inpressed by the replacement for Thunderbird 2.
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Post by Chas » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:26 pm

If you think that's strange, you should see the size of the moles around these parts :wink:

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Post by chrisbin » Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:52 pm

Coffe break during the filming of the latest Transformers film...
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Post by MarkEG » Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:56 pm

chrisbin wrote:Coffe break during the filming of the latest Transformers film...
I assume that's not Optimus Prime lying down? :shock:
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Post by rcshott » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:51 am

After the driver lost control on a very steep decent, was heard to screem into the CB mike:

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Post by dellboy 1959 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:09 pm

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Post by dellboy 1959 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:16 pm

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Post by mac » Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:57 pm

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Post by ALPB1033 » Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm

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Post by neil » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:59 am

And the winner is :
joylove wrote:And they denied NASA was going more Redneck.

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