Competition 96 (Winner ANDY_C2_2.5)

Post by **neil** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:36 pm

And the winner is:

ANDY_C2_2.5 wrote: It seems old Mr and Mrs Smith's faraday experiment went somewhat arwy!

vblanche · Post by **vblanche** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:57 pm

An eldery home (kept secret) released a photo and commented: "We are ready to receive Hannibal Lecter".

dubbers · Post by **dubbers** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:18 pm

The new park and ride scheme at euston station is kept safely under lock and key

drewjak · Post by **drewjak** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:05 pm

I use the silver one as my daily get around and the red one i keep for sunday runs only

Mr-P · Post by **Mr-P** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:03 am

The new security device is great but a bugger to carry.

ANDY_C2_2.5 · Post by **ANDY_C2_2.5** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:40 am

It seems old Mr and Mrs Smith's faraday experiment went somewhat arwy!

ALPB1033 · Post by **ALPB1033** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:40 am

The government alternative speeding fine for the defiant handicap speedster

John_C · Post by **John_C** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:36 pm

Following government cuts to the public transport budget the new version of the "Replacement bus service" is unveiled.

DonFlintoni · Post by **DonFlintoni** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:51 pm

Tracy Emmin's new installation drew more bizarre glances than her usual fare. When asked by a reported what happened to the accompanying old person Emmin replied with a knowing smile and a burp.

jolls · Post by **jolls** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:43 am

The hare and the tortoise race start was under lock and cage.

joylove · Post by **joylove** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:03 pm

The Chancellors' announced his Budget cuts with "And here's what you could have won!"

ali · Post by **ali** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:13 pm

As the Scots have the prescription charges waived our Southern friends can only dream of a decent motability scheme

ade and liz flint · Post by **ade and liz flint** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:17 pm

The Scottish free motability scheme is slightly delayed at launch due to losing the key to their lock-up...only to find the Welsh had taken it 4 years previously

ade and liz flint · Post by **ade and liz flint** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:36 pm

The cage fighters had waited such a long time for the competition to begin......

dellboy 1959 · Post by **dellboy 1959** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:55 am

ANDY_C2_2.5 wrote:It seems old Mr and Mrs Smith's faraday experiment went somewhat arwy!