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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:46 am    Post subject: Competition 92 (Winner dellboy 1959) Reply with quote

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I bet the wife won't nag me anymore to SPRUCE the car up Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry for going first guy's........


What do you mean......'It's been CONED OFF'!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the wife's taking the p*ss with these pine air fresheners Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The owner was clearly pining for his Alpina.....
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The latest alPINEr
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet the wife won't nag me anymore to SPRUCE the car up Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Opel launch the latest version of the As-cone-a....
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now having a need for transport, 1996 Tree Hugging Eco-Warrior Daniel 'SWAMPY' Hooper buys himself a New Car.
But cannot leave his trees behind in this modern transport driven age!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...could have sworn I'd ordered a Datsun Cherry Think
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jef was gutted he ran out of cones after covering just one window.....
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone got the number for the cones hotline?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When i said i wanted it with wood trim . . . . . . . .
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The blond was being followed by a police car. The cop noticed she would suddenly swerve violently again and again, so he pulled her over.
"Oh officer, I kept seeing all these trees and had to swerve to miss them".

Cop, "Lady... it's your air freshener"!

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TBH... one wonders what the hell the owner was thinking.... is it real? Or some smarty pants with good computer skills & nothin' better to do? They are even in the hubcaps!!!

Maybe it's to keep the snow off? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh it was real enough!!
Picture was taken in Finland when I went to see Rally Finland, WRC (used to be called 1000 Lakes).
I went with my youngest son and my wife, so I have witnesses! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mac wrote:
Oh it was real enough!!
Picture was taken in Finland when I went to see Rally Finland, WRC (used to be called 1000 Lakes).
I went with my youngest son and my wife, so I have witnesses! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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Those Finns can be a little odd in my experience working there...and I think you just proved it!
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