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Simon, does your brother in law work for Modern Toss?
I can only add to the comments earlier:
Its an old beemer, yes, which could have been bought by lazy no-gooders to drive it in to the ground. Or it can be presented as a specialist Alpina-BMW, which is cared for, mechanically honest and intergral as it should be.
Basically, Its crying out loud for better advertisement. The write up isn't that bad, its just not really confidence inspiring.
More in the style of
(Yes, luve, I've whacked the old shitter on ebay, yeah? AND I put the motorbike up as well. Now get off me back.)
1. Decent quality pictures:
front,
O/S entirely,
rear O/S 3 quarter view,
back,
rear N/S 3 quarter view,
N/S taken entirely,
roof,
Interior,
dashboard
boot, if needs be
paperwork and number of keys
Come on: 12 quid for a quick wash and a hoover at a friendly Serbian handwash (horror, but still) and a little bit of effort when you're not in a piss-taking mood and off you go.
If it doesn't sell, you could always preserve your writing and photographic efforts for another Ebay add a few months down the line.....?
Good luck, it seems on the surface, based on 30- feet- photographs, a reasonable car.
Cheers,
Bert