And on The News at 10 toinight:
The shocking story of Mr & Mrs Invisible-Naturist.
Today, at a boatyard near Hamburg, Mrs Invisible-Naturist was kidnapped by a sailor who apparently wrapped her "Cleopatra style" in a towel and carried her off before dumping her in the boot of his blue Alpina getaway car. We have learned that meanwhile, Mr Invisible-Naturist was helpless to intervene, as a passing female 70's porn star in a red onesie held him under her experienced control. Police are examining CCTV footage for further clues.
PS Sorry about that one - I think I'll check myself in to see a shrink...