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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does my bum look big in this?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeep launched a new special edition "Trailer Trash" model to boost sales.

The brochure states,
"The new design front bumper has the perfect spot to mount a cuddly toy".
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The new Jeep Mountain showcases new technology to help lessen pedestrian injuries - bonnet mounted airbags.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With the employment market having been hit hard, Cindy was forced to earn a wage as a bonnet ornament.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quad headlights never looked so good Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeep update their image with a new hood ornament
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Americans always like to strap their roadkill to the front of their trucks...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeep M.D.................'Give Out Something Nice To The Punters'

Sales Team Leader..........'Candy Do'


Jeep M.D............'Aye, Candy Will Do'


Sale Team Leader............'Eye Candy It Is Then!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dizzy blonde models.....who'd 'ave 'em?!

The Booty is supposed to go at the back! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This big diesel has a pleasing rumble...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Typical Barbie.......

Taking it from the rear...... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey misunderstood Dave when he said she could ride up front with him.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As part of their diversification strategy, Jeep unveil their "Easy Girl" furniture range with convenient lighting , seat heating and ventilation/massage feature. Unlike the Japanese, howver, Jeep are struggling to run the system on anything less than a V8 petrol engine although they do claim that it is highly mobile.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Blonde hadn't thought how Argos where going to get her new settee through the front door and into the living room.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeep turns green with envy after being upstaged by a leggy blond.
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