theALPINAregister.com Forum Index theALPINAregister.com
The Forum section of www.theALPINAregister.com
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   Site SearchSite Search   Forum SearchForum Search   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups  GalleryGallery   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

Competition 100 (Winner Araf)

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    theALPINAregister.com Forum Index -> 'Weekly' Caption Competition
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
neil
Administrator
Administrator


Joined: 30 Oct 2002
Posts: 6983
Location: Nottingham, UK

PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:01 pm    Post subject: Competition 100 (Winner Araf) Reply with quote



And the winner is:

Araf wrote:
Dead unlucky.

_________________
Neil
Editor
www.FastSaloons.com
www.FastHatchbacks.com
www.theALPINAregister.com
www.AutoRoadTests.com
Twitter: neilmw


Last edited by neil on Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:10 pm; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Mr-P
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 23 Feb 2010
Posts: 904
Location: Leamington Spa

PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The tow trucks driver later found all of his passed away relatives returned to him once the funeral directors found out who he was.
_________________
Now
E39 B10 3.2 # 64 Alpina Blue Metallic since 03.10
E46 330Ci Cab
And before
MX5 Mk2,E46 325ti,Mini Cooper S, Z3M Roadster, MX5 Mk1, E38 728, E36 325, Westfield SEi fitted with 240 BHP XE Redtop, Westfield WSEi fitted with Honda SuperBlackbird, Smart 4/2, Omega MV6, LS400, Senator 24v, Volvo 360 GLT, Fiesta Supersport, Porsche 2.7s (1976)First car
+ 23 Motorbikes in my younger days
www.chiltern7s.com www.trackdaytoyz.co.uk
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Araf
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 24 Apr 2011
Posts: 951
Location: 22 miles from Calais

PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dead unlucky.
_________________
B3 3.3
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
mac
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 01 Oct 2007
Posts: 986
Location: Lancashire

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Coffin Dodger'


or


This is not what the funeral director had in mind when he said 'Lift'!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
ade and liz flint
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 02 Jul 2010
Posts: 7092

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As poor old Mr Roper vacated church for his final journey, he was honoured by his ex-colleagues in the local parking enforcement team in their usual ceremonial fashion.
_________________
Current:
E91 B3SBiturbo #127
981 Porsche Cayman GTS
Focus STline dog wagon

Previously loved:
ALPINA: E92 B3SBiturbo #285, E90 D3Biturbo #097, E85 Roadster S #168 & variety of 'grey' 4 and 6-cyl BMW lumps.
PORSCHE: Macan S, Cayman 981 S


Last edited by ade and liz flint on Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:28 am; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Hodge
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 21 Jun 2006
Posts: 1443
Location: Nottingham

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Long Stay Parking"

Cheers

Hodge
_________________
Mark Hodge

E46 B3s Coupe #19 (sold)
E46 B3s Touring #29 (sold)
Daily -
TTS DSG (Not for carrying dogs)
Q7 TDI (For carrying dogs)
V8 S4 6spd Avant (weekends)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
rcshott
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Posts: 1170
Location: West Ukraine

PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ONE PALLBEARER;
"Now boys, raise the coffin above your heads... NO! NO! NO! I said THE COFFIN!" And to the truck driver, "YOU IDIOT! WE CAN'T REACH"
And a lonely copper was last seen "scooting" away!
_________________
1989 B10 (2nd owner. For sale)
1997 E39 V8 (current daily in UKR)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
neil
Administrator
Administrator


Joined: 30 Oct 2002
Posts: 6983
Location: Nottingham, UK

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got to be Araf with

Araf wrote:
Dead unlucky.

_________________
Neil
Editor
www.FastSaloons.com
www.FastHatchbacks.com
www.theALPINAregister.com
www.AutoRoadTests.com
Twitter: neilmw
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    theALPINAregister.com Forum Index -> 'Weekly' Caption Competition All times are GMT + 2 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group