Something for the weekend Sir?
Something for the weekend Sir?
Friend of a friend of a friend sent me a joke:
I went to visit Ryan Giggs at his country retreat.
As I was pulling into his drive I caught a glimpse of his horse as it flashed past my car, sprinting away from the barn at top speed.
I ran to the door and shouted, "Come quickly Ryan, we'd better go and catch your horse. It's just bolted".
"Give me a couple of minutes", he replied as he strode out of the house, "I'll just go and close the barn door."
Anyone got any idea what it might be referring to?
I went to visit Ryan Giggs at his country retreat.
As I was pulling into his drive I caught a glimpse of his horse as it flashed past my car, sprinting away from the barn at top speed.
I ran to the door and shouted, "Come quickly Ryan, we'd better go and catch your horse. It's just bolted".
"Give me a couple of minutes", he replied as he strode out of the house, "I'll just go and close the barn door."
Anyone got any idea what it might be referring to?
Charles
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Now that's good!!Hector's Dad wrote:Mine used to but it doesn't any more.Who's Ryan Giggs?
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Difficult one to call - but I think the big issue here is that we have seen a large number of footballers who clearly want to have their cake and eat it.Araf wrote:So, now that Giggs has been 'outed' does that mean that the 'married actor' is out of the heat, or will he be the next to have his name splashed across the papers in the next couple of days?
I believe the public psyche dislikes seeing such antics from people who are considered to be overpaid, arrogant and think that they are beyond the reach of the law etc. As such, there is a collective determination to bring them back down to earth.
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I blame it on their respective wives.Charles wrote:Difficult one to call - but I think the big issue here is that we have seen a large number of footballers who clearly want to have their cake and eat it.Araf wrote:So, now that Giggs has been 'outed' does that mean that the 'married actor' is out of the heat, or will he be the next to have his name splashed across the papers in the next couple of days?
I believe the public psyche dislikes seeing such antics from people who are considered to be overpaid, arrogant and think that they are beyond the reach of the law etc. As such, there is a collective determination to bring them back down to earth.
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What? For being overpaid and arrogant or baking too many cakes???Araf wrote:I blame it on their respective wives.
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