theALPINAregister.com Forum Index theALPINAregister.com
The Forum section of www.theALPINAregister.com
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   Site SearchSite Search   Forum SearchForum Search   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups  GalleryGallery   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

Competition 117 (Winners dellboy 1959 and PerryGunn)
Goto page Previous  1, 2
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    theALPINAregister.com Forum Index -> 'Weekly' Caption Competition
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
chrisbin
ALPIN
ALPIN


Joined: 19 Mar 2010
Posts: 516
Location: S.Wales

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maclaren's central driving position makes a come-back....
_________________
Current
Merc C250CDi Sport Plus Est

Previous
- D3 BT Saloon #216
- E92 320d MSport
- E92 330i MSport (courtesy of BMW UK)
- E92 320i MSport
- E90 320d SE
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
mac
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 01 Oct 2007
Posts: 986
Location: Lancashire

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Star Trek's Mr Spock piloting the new CLING ON Space Ship!!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
164 coupe
ALPIN
ALPIN


Joined: 22 Apr 2012
Posts: 685
Location: Aberdeen

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard of sh*tting a brick, but an Alpina???
No sh*t Wink
_________________
Roy Allan
D3 BT Coupe #164
Suzuki SV 650s
Black F56 Mini Cooper S 2.0 (Mrs 164's car)
Frozen Grey E92 M3 (Son's car)
Moonwalk Grey F56 Mini Cooper (Daughter's car)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
mac
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 01 Oct 2007
Posts: 986
Location: Lancashire

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

164 coupe wrote:
I've heard of sh*tting a brick, but an Alpina???
No sh*t Wink



I would be willing to bet that more than one person, including myself, thought of one along these lines but bottled out!! Wink Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
PerryGunn
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 14 Jun 2012
Posts: 1629
Location: By the seaside

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

James failed to realise that when the mechanic said 'crap in the PDC sensor,' it was a diagnosis not an instruction
_________________
Alpina Roadster S #320
BMW X3 F25 LCI 30d
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
mac
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 01 Oct 2007
Posts: 986
Location: Lancashire

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PerryGunn wrote:
James failed to realise that when the mechanic said 'crap in the PDC sensor,' it was a diagnosis not an instruction



You Stalking My Posts?? Twisted Evil


Liking your reply though.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
PerryGunn
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 14 Jun 2012
Posts: 1629
Location: By the seaside

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mac wrote:
You Stalking My Posts?? Twisted Evil



_________________
Alpina Roadster S #320
BMW X3 F25 LCI 30d
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
dellboy 1959
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 01 Mar 2010
Posts: 1392
Location: Scunthorpe

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PerryGunn wrote:
mac wrote:
You Stalking My Posts?? Twisted Evil




Heeeaaarrrs Johnny Laughing Laughing
_________________
On a mission to burn as much fossil fuel as possible before it runs out.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
mac
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 01 Oct 2007
Posts: 986
Location: Lancashire

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PerryGunn wrote:
mac wrote:
You Stalking My Posts?? Twisted Evil




tehe!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
DonFlintoni
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 14 Aug 2010
Posts: 787
Location: Bristol

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Airfix B10 model now comes with enthusiastic driver
_________________
D3 MT - 174 in Graphite Grey
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Ken M 44
ALP
ALP


Joined: 02 Feb 2009
Posts: 224
Location: Hereford, England

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noddy dog bonnet ornament replaced - GangNam style ...
_________________
B5 Biturbo - #003 Shade of Sophisto Grey
B3 Biturbo - #158 Black 'n Black (sold)
B3S - #059 Mora Metallic (sold)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
rcshott
ALPINA
ALPINA


Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Posts: 1170
Location: West Ukraine

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. New ALPINA HORN: James screaming;
"LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT AHEAD.... AN ALPINA IS COMING"!

2. ALPINAS' sure know how to scoop up 'babes'!

3. "Look at me...the thrill of being in front of ALPINA"

4. "Mmmmmm, what a nice warm glow I get from such a nice warm car."

5. Simon, "Bloody'ell James, stop screaming' "LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT AHEAD.... AN ALPINA IS COMING. It's STOPPED"!!!

6. James, "Does my hair look Grey in this?" Simon just smiles & winks!

7. James yells, "S*** them Alpinas' are fast but I wish they'd develop better brakes!" Simon smiles 'cause he knows ALPINAS are faster than James' bike, just skittled!

8. "I hereby give BMW extra(smelly)'gas' airflow, hahaha"

9. Poor James... WHAT is he thinking of?

And jimmy is now outa brain power!!! phfffffft
_________________
1989 B10 (2nd owner. For sale)
1997 E39 V8 (current daily in UKR)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
neil
Administrator
Administrator


Joined: 30 Oct 2002
Posts: 6983
Location: Nottingham, UK

PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok I think I might have to split this one - a tie between Perry and Dellboy...


dellboy 1959 wrote:
Bloody hell those brakes are sharp Laughing


PerryGunn wrote:
Don't you hate it when someone's driving right up your arse...?

_________________
Neil
Editor
www.FastSaloons.com
www.FastHatchbacks.com
www.theALPINAregister.com
www.AutoRoadTests.com
Twitter: neilmw
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    theALPINAregister.com Forum Index -> 'Weekly' Caption Competition All times are GMT + 2 Hours
Goto page Previous  1, 2
Page 2 of 2

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group