Competition 109 (Winner Mac)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Post by seanb » Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:22 am

Does my bum look big in this?
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Post by Bruce M » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:36 pm

Jeep launched a new special edition "Trailer Trash" model to boost sales.

The brochure states,
"The new design front bumper has the perfect spot to mount a cuddly toy".
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Post by chrisbin » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:54 pm

The new Jeep Mountain showcases new technology to help lessen pedestrian injuries - bonnet mounted airbags.
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Post by Mr_Duck » Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:05 pm

With the employment market having been hit hard, Cindy was forced to earn a wage as a bonnet ornament.

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Post by Ikule » Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:16 pm

Quad headlights never looked so good :wink:
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Post by MarkEG » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:12 pm

Jeep update their image with a new hood ornament
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Post by chrisbin » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:26 am

The Americans always like to strap their roadkill to the front of their trucks...
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Post by mac » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:25 am

Jeep M.D.................'Give Out Something Nice To The Punters'

Sales Team Leader..........'Candy Do'


Jeep M.D............'Aye, Candy Will Do'


Sale Team Leader............'Eye Candy It Is Then!!!

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Post by bmw virgin » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:25 am

Dizzy blonde models.....who'd 'ave 'em?!

The Booty is supposed to go at the back! :D
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Post by Stuart Truman » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:57 pm

This big diesel has a pleasing rumble...

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Post by mr dalive » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:00 pm

Typical Barbie.......

Taking it from the rear...... :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by SpannaD3 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:31 am

Tracey misunderstood Dave when he said she could ride up front with him.
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Post by Charles » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:51 am

As part of their diversification strategy, Jeep unveil their "Easy Girl" furniture range with convenient lighting , seat heating and ventilation/massage feature. Unlike the Japanese, howver, Jeep are struggling to run the system on anything less than a V8 petrol engine although they do claim that it is highly mobile.
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Post by Mr-P » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:24 am

The Blonde hadn't thought how Argos where going to get her new settee through the front door and into the living room.
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:09 pm

Jeep turns green with envy after being upstaged by a leggy blond.
On a mission to burn as much fossil fuel as possible before it runs out.

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