REDUCING ME DRINKIN'

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REDUCING ME DRINKIN'

Post by rcshott » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:42 pm

"Paddy" went to the bar & ordered 3 pints, then took them into a secluded corner of the bar.
The barman noticed that Paddy took a sip from each pint, and so approached & said,
"Paddy, if'n you buy one point ut a toime 'thoothrs won get hot. Soo oi cn pouree yee one ut a toime, then?

Paddy, "O'aye, tis joost dat oive doo broodders, one in Austra-ya und one in 'merrica, und we each bouy tree points every Saetdey und pretend we are drinkin togedda loik th ole toimes"

Barman, "Oie, Und a good job 'n all"

One day months lather (following the weekly ritual) Paddy orders only 2 pints. The pub went dead quiet & the barman walked over to Paddy and began to give sympathy to what seemed obvious grief!

Paddy laughed out loud 'n said, "Nor, Nor, Nor, Nuffings wrong, 'tis me... tis me... mate... oive given oop drinkin!
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Post by drewjak » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry but im nickin that one to put on my facebook lol
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Post by biffa » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:15 am

HAHAHAHAHA..i like that alot..tis a corcker :lol:


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