Competition 81 (Winner Duncan)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Competition 81 (Winner Duncan)

Post by neil » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:23 am

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duncan wrote:Futher proof that Honda's design concept lacked direction
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Post by Chas » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:04 am

Kinder's recent foray into car production was a disaster, not least because they got a five-year-old to perform the KDS on the show car :roll:

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Post by ALPB1033 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:56 pm

The climate change version of merry-go-round!

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Post by joylove » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:57 pm

Did somone order a JohnnyCab?

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Post by Ikule » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:58 am

That 'car' seriously needs a wee wee :lol:
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Post by Bruce M » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:56 am

Nissan announces a new concept car, aimed at the young driver market:

"The key new design feature....." said project leader Wako, ".....is the active rear stearing that allows cheeky young boys to experience the thrill of drifting but in complete safety....".

Wako also said that a Nismo branded version will be launched next year that permits an extra 5 degrees of drift angle for twice the price!
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Post by blacky » Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:18 pm

if thats the future ofmotoring i want to die young
On the plus side you can sit get yourself dizzy in traffic
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Post by Charles » Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:29 pm

Presenting the new Dyson City Car - who needs wheels that steer when a load of balls will do?
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Post by KevinB10 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:09 pm

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Post by Duncan » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:23 am

On review, sadly two key principles had been omitted from the design brief

1) You must be able to get from A to B
2) You must not look like a complete twat in the vehicle
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Post by Duncan » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:25 am

"hey luv, do you think the car pulls a bit to one side? I think the tracking might be out a bit"
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Post by ALPB1033 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:01 am

Listen and music! After the credit crunch, the car industry having its own version of Break Dance version.

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Post by Bruce M » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:24 pm

Ford unveiled their new concept car at the detroit motorshow last week.

Bob swagger said, "this is the new cr@pcar concept."

"basicially, this is what we will all be driving in a few years unless we tell the Californians and the rest of the world to sod off!!!!"


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Post by Duncan » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:56 am

Futher proof that Honda's design concept lacked direction
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