Competition 71 (Winner Seenthelight)

Post by **neil** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:23 pm

Well I changed my mind

And the winner is....... 10 years older than when this competition started....

seenthelight wrote:'No, I said lay down, I want to spoil ya, not lay down on that spoiler'

las1y · Post by **las1y** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:30 pm

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A SPOILER (I LOVE TO BE SPOILED)

Petrolhead · Post by **Petrolhead** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:44 pm

Lads, I don't think that's quite what Nan had in mind when she asked for a table ornament for her birthday?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:12 am

The new clay bar lubricant dispenser was proving very popular indeed

mac · Post by **mac** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:09 pm

ALPINA CLAIM A GREATER DOWN FORCE WILL BE CREATED WITH THEIR NEW SPOILER !!!

mac · Post by **mac** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:12 pm

(Boris Becker lookalike) 'I know of a very handy broom cupboard'

(girl) 'If you think you are going to get a look @ my BRUSH'

Chas · Post by **Chas** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:35 pm

Designer - "We need some discrete lips on the surface of the spoiler"

Engineer - "Job done!"

Incidentally, doesn't the chap next to Boris look like a young Frank Williams?

alpina46 · Post by **alpina46** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:55 pm

If thats Chantelle off big brother i'm never driving an Alpina again

ALPB1033 · Post by **ALPB1033** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:32 am

That is absoutely an extra on the option list. No discount even under the credit crunch!

Bruce M · Post by **Bruce M** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:28 am

Engineer: "When the driver said he had some 'bitch on his tail' he wasn't joking".

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Driver: "when you are finished there love, you can buff up my helmet"

Post by **Charles** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:05 pm

Engineer (with headphones): "I mustn't look, I mustn't look, damn I just looked"

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Engineer to girl: So what wax do you use to get it so smooth?

B10 is best · Post by **B10 is best** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:19 pm

Alpina decided that the success ballast needed spicing up.

Ikule · Post by **Ikule** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:31 am

When Andy Bovensiepen told the engineer's he was going in hospital for 'a little operation'

the results weren't quite what they had been expecting...........

mac · Post by **mac** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:55 pm

(bald guy) I think this is what they call 'A WHITE KNUCKLE RIDE'

mac · Post by **mac** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:57 pm

'When you said SPOIL HER'
I had something different in mind !!!
I did not think for one moment that you meant 'SPOILER' !!!