Competition 64 (Winner Petrolhead)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Post by jay911 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:32 pm

New portable teleportation device used to shuffle around cars at Geneva Motorshow
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Post by Du Gard » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:32 pm

Sid decided that the Polo was for him, and assumed the brace position in preparation for the bid on his Audi Part Exchange!
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Post by Joe » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:57 am

Maximillian wrote:The writing's on the wall for VW - their new small car is 'sh*t'!


(....to explain, please look at the large capital letters on the far wall at the back of the image just above the car's roof! Were I more computer-adept I'm sure I could have highlighted this on the image itself! Maybe someone else could assist?!)
Sorry but I can't top this one... :lol: :lol:
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Post by Joe » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:47 am

What a bl**dy stupid place to put the iPod connector
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Post by Duncan » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:15 am

zero emissions? I dont believe it, there must be an exhaust down here somewhere!
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Post by Duncan » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:17 am

or

oh god, look over there its that bird from the hotel last night, did she see me? has she gone yet?
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Post by rcshott » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:04 am

The gent is an engineer on a secret mission from Tata, India. He's collecting evidence to figure out why Vdub can't get the size down to a Nano!
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Post by B10BRW » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:28 pm

I wouldn't stay there too long :( , Graham Norton has arrived :wink: .
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Post by hythe » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:40 am

Journalist passes out waiting for next weekly caption competition to start...
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Post by Ikule » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:31 pm

hythe wrote:Journalist passes out waiting for next weekly caption competition to start...
:lol: :lol:
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Post by hythe » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:14 am

"I've found it! The next caption competition! I was beginning to think it had been lost forever..."
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weekly caption competition

Post by las1y » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:19 am

Thought i was here to take photos nobody said anything about grouting the tiles
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Post by mac » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:34 pm

NEIL,
PLEASE TAKE A NOTE OF THE LAST PERSONS NAME TO ENTER A CAPTION!!!!


Can you take the hint? :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Competition 64

Post by Chas » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:38 pm

neil wrote:Image
With my miniature video camera I can establish if Neil is hiding under this VW to avoid making a decision on the caption competition :lol:
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Post by Charles » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:41 pm

Hans takes "under skirt" shots to a new level :roll:


Just run through previous entries and realise this is along the same lines as Mac's earlier entry - but hell, mine's better!!!!
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