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And the Winner is

B10BRW wrote:We are still waiting for the Spokes person to comment

As summers coming i thought i'd get out of my car and on my bike a bit more.

Then i decided why not get a hybrid!

Proof positive that winter wheels spoil the look.

I always like to keep a 'low profile'

Spy shot of the new Alpina Classics being tested

Ever wondered what happened to old Penny Farthing's?

They call her pram face

elmer was always annoyed when he got home and realised that his recent sartorial purchase, a fetching baseball cap, was "dry clean only". well.....we have all been there before, when you look at a label which shows all the little symbols crossed out.......it makes you feel that it is virtually impossible to clean the garment unless in the tears of angels, whilst gently being rocked back and forth in the arms of the virgin mary and gently dried by the warm breath of a newborn dragon-babe. his dry cleaning bills had hit the roof and he was about at the end of his tether. his car wheels needed replacing and although he had been trying to save his hard earned money he no longer had the funds. to add to his woes his wife was constantly nagging him to clear out the hundreds of coathangers he had collected over the years that were taking up a lot of space in his garage, until one day....aha!!

....now what to do with all those plastic bags and bits of cardboard

pukar wrote:elmer was always annoyed when he got home and realised that his recent sartorial purchase, a fetching baseball cap, was "dry clean only". well.....we have all been there before, when you look at a label which shows all the little symbols crossed out.......it makes you feel that it is virtually impossible to clean the garment unless in the tears of angels, whilst gently being rocked back and forth in the arms of the virgin mary and gently dried by the warm breath of a newborn dragon-babe. his dry cleaning bills had hit the roof and he was about at the end of his tether. his car wheels needed replacing and although he had been trying to save his hard earned money he no longer had the funds. to add to his woes his wife was constantly nagging him to clear out the hundreds of coathangers he had collected over the years that were taking up a lot of space in his garage, until one day....aha!!

....now what to do with all those plastic bags and bits of cardboard

Huh??
Lost on me.....sorry!

Now he's stuck.......

4 flat tyres and only one bottle puncture goo!!!

Chinese Body Shop!!

The initial trials of the new Alpina 200-spoke Classic were met with some derision

'Hands up if you like this'

Well, he did tick the multi-spoke option!

If you want good grip and a safe ride, you need big alloy wheels and low profile tyres.