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Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:39 am**

Is that another 'CRACK' on that set of BMW wheels?

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:53 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:14 pm**

Since my dog died, I've been trying to train the car to fetch my fish supper!

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:11 pm**

Just as well she is not facing the other way round........

Car would then be going up a back entry!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:40 pm**

A very nice example of an E60, just a shame that its a bit "leggy".....

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:58 pm**

Is that a bulge in your bonnet or are you just pleased to see me

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:34 am**

BMS's new 'badge' warmer!

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:52 pm**

that would likely set off the front sensor....

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:25 am**

By offering a number of alternative "ports" on their latest model, BMW hope to divert attention away from recent security concerns.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:55 am**

Nice pedestrian airbags!

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:00 am**

This should be a billboard advert for dealer servicing with the slogan:

"No warranty Sir? Assume the position..."

Posted: **Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:42 am**

Not sure I'm eligible for this one as I sent Neil the picture

however here goes:

Now that's one body I'd certainly like to detail..........

Posted: **Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:45 pm**

I said buff the bonnet not muff it

Posted: **Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:25 pm**

Oi,don't even think about snatching my motor

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2012 11:21 pm**

A cheeky rear end gives the M sport model more style

Competition 115 (Winner Chrisbin)