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Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:14 pm**

Heard someone say 'Alpina's are ALL DRAWS & NO KNICKERS'

I wish!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:43 pm**

I wish my wife would stop doing that! It just spoils the lines of the car

Posted: **Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:57 pm**

" it's a dirty spoiler, but I think I'll keep it"

Cheers

Posted: **Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:50 pm**

No....no...no....no!!!

I said fit a spoiler!!

Not 'SPOIL HER'

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:00 pm**

The wifes way of telling me the 'grass needs cutting'!!

I wish!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:41 pm**

Variation of above answer...................

The wifes way of saying - What I can have for cutting the grass!!

I say 'Bloody Great! Always Wanted An ALPINA'

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:30 am**

Intensive proofreading led to three typos being spotted:

I should be A
NO should be YES
missing - PLEASE

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:31 pm**

I dunno - she's been there three days, says her heel is stuck in a crack.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:34 pm**

Plate meant to say SAT ON IT

Posted: **Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:34 pm**

Dyslexic model mistakes B3 for devils alter

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:18 pm**

And the winner is:

164 coupe wrote:Santino liked it, but really wished he had opted for the topless model.

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Competition 113 (Winner 164 Coupe)